You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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