Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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