Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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