my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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