How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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