In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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