hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
there is glitter all over my balls
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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