Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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