Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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