I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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