Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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