Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
