Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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