if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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