Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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