i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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