yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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