do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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