whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
