My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I have demons in me.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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