we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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