You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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