i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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