You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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