I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
we made out on top of his cat.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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