It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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