in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Everything about him screamed your future.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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