Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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