Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I need to wash the frat house off of me
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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