my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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