She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Two words: nipple clamps
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