I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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