I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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