so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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