bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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