So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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