their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong