that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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