I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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