Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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