So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
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does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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