her vagine was all disorganized.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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