Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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