At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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