scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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