My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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