Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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