We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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