You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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