Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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