ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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