I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
BRING THE BAGELS
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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