Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
no, he came in my armpit
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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