Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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