Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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