Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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