Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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